Monday, July 03, 2006

Crush Recipe

A pint of attractiveness,
And a half cup of style.
Simmered in lust,
Topped off with a smile.

Then add a few jokes,
And a friendly punch on the arm.
Marinate it with a wink,
And sprinkle on some charm.

Watch over them for a few minutes,
With just a small tint of obsession.
And then take them out of the oven,
Once you see a rise in their affection.

Then give it a few moments to cool,
Before spreading the maybe's and what if's.
And then decide if it's good enough to eat,
By giving a taste-test and small sniff.

If it smells okay then you're good to go,
Just wrap it up and keep it cold.
But don't ignore it and allow it to mold,
Or else you'll be hungry when you grow old.

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