MySpace Whores

I dunno if it's just me, but these chicks are getting annoying.

You've heard of this phenomena,
At some time or other, I'm sure.
Quietly logging in to your e-mail,
To be assaulted by MySpace whores.

With ingeniously titled names,
Like "Sexy2hottie" and "ImavirginNOT".
With some picture of a girl,
And a description, "I'm so hot".

Here's just a little notice,
To all the MySpace whores.
I don't even ****ing know you,
And denying you becomes a chore.

I don't care if my friend list,
Fails to hit two thousand-plus.
Because the few I've listed,
Are the ones I think I trust.

I know that you are fake,
Probably advertising for some site.
Which is why time and time again,
I will decline your friend invite.