The whiny little shits
in the cereal aisle
who don't get want they want
and need to get slapped ...
And the ones who trail
behind their parents silently -
even through the candy section -
They've probably been slapped today.
The waddling pregnant woman
buying a case of High Life.
Who's that white trash kidding,
we know it's not for her husband.
The black thug eyeing an endcap
of Chap-Stic and hand lotion...
He's really eyeing that old woman
whose purse is barely hanging on.
A 30-something dude with long hair,
cross around his neck, holding a Bible,
wearing sandals with socks.
Fucking born-again Christian.
Middle-aged blonde in a skirt
up to the bottom of her ass.
I wonder who she's fucking.
Personal trailer? Her pool boy?
Disgusted, I go to check out,
where a sweet girl rings me up.
She probably wants to kill me
for delaying her lunch break.
Walking out I pass the ice,
and see my reflection in the glass.
This guy - this guy right here -
He's just fucking pathetic.
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