If you want to get drunk
then it's your business
and not mine.
If you want to be loud
and obnoxious
and a complete moron
then go ahead.
If you want to drink
as much as you can
until you can't stand
be my guest.
If you choose to drink
and take a long drive
off of a short cliff,
then it's your business,
and not mine
(though I won't be mourning).